Rap Battle: Kratos vs Dante by GoopKing, literature
Literature
Rap Battle: Kratos vs Dante
Announcer:
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
KRATOS
VS
DANTE
BEGIN!
Kratos:
I am Kratos, mortal!
Prepare to die!
The gods look down upon you.
It's not hard to see why!
You're an emo little baby
With a tiny little sword.
The only thing you've ever won
Was the "Goth of the Year" award!
You look like you're wearing lipstick
And eyeshadow too!
Even the goddess Aphrodite
Is more masculine than you.
What's wrong, Don'te?
Can't take it anymore?
I'm going to win this battle
Cause' I'm the God of Rap Wars!
Dante:
Who're you calling "mortal"?
I'm half human and half demon.
So just give up, you barbarian
Before you get m